RaNdOmNeSs (Who started the caps anyways?)

Um,
hi.
Hihihihihihi!!! We promised
not to be hyper, but...
It seems that we have
gotten a hyperness disease.
Except Ms. Blue, because
she wears glasses!! (Me:...WHAT?)
That's insulting the
million of glasses-wearing people out there.
You don't have a point.
Ye-wait, what did you say?
Today's opposite day!!
Today's not opposite day!!
No shoot.
Wynaut??
Not because i'm confused.
I don't get it.
If you ignore this blog
post, we totally understand.
We do?
SHHHH!!!!
We'll pay you a million to
do jumping jacks.
If you didn't do what this
idiot says, I totally  understand.
It is a delight to type
"Fish"
O...kay.
OFF THE STAGE!! *PUSH*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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*Sniff*